Adopted - Not Available
|Attributes||Spayed Neutered House Trained Declawed Special Needs Shots Current  |
|Environment||Children Dogs Cats  |
|My name is Florance and you are going to think I'm either the best, most funniest cat in the world or you will think I'm the absolute worst. I'm just looking for that person who gets me. Ok, so let's start with your dirty dishes in the sink. I'm going to use my God-given, sand paper cat tongue to lick those puppies clean to try to help you out. I'll even grab untensils and pull them out of the sink and polish them up for you. Your'e welcome! Some chew with their mouth open, but I growl with my mouth full. I'm just really excited about my food because there was time when I was homeless and hungry and food was scarce. Oh, so if you leave the garbage out, I'm going channel my inner George Constanza and go digging for that partially eaten eclair. I hate to see any food go to waste. Ok so what else...I'm amazing at the litter box! I've never had an oopsie so far. I'm overall very snuggly and I like lots of attention and will probably want to sleep on your chest. I'm not picky about food (clearly!) but my tummy does best with wet food over dry food. I did try to live with other cats and do hiss at them while I eat because i want to make sure I get enough. It might be best if am I'm your one and only true handsome hunk of love. If you like what you hear, thank you for agreeing I'm awesome. Please submit an application.